Jeans

I'm happy to announce that I am in the clear of my old size 16s. They are all too big, they all sag, they're all about to fall down, and they all make me look like I have no rear end, even with The Magic Button. So, I must now rotate between my two pairs of size 14s. Hopefully I will soon be in my 12s, so I have a third pair to use. I tried them on this morning, and they got a little higher up my thighs. I know getting past the booty will be no problem, since I have none anymore. I'm gonna keep crossing my fingers that it happens soon.